Monday, May 30, 2005

Random Top 10 Lists (70's Films)

10. Badlands (1973)
9. Alien (1979)
8. Rocky (1976)
7. One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest (1975)
6. The Deer Hunter (1978)
5. The Godfather 2 (1974)
4. Taxi Driver (1976)
3. Jaws (1975)
2. The Godfather (1972)
1. Chinatown (1974)


Just Missed: American Graffiti (1973), Apocolypse Now (1979), Blazing Saddles (1974), A Clockwork Orange (1971), The Exorsist (1973), MASH (1970), Mean Streets (1973), National Lampoon's Animal House (1978), Star Wars (1977).

Thursday, May 26, 2005

Star Wars Episode 3




It has now been a few days since I saw the latest installment of the nerd bible known as Star Wars. I would have reviewed this earlier but I have been sick as a dog (not fun). In the interest of full disclosure, I am not a huge Star Wars fan. I have seen them all and I find the movies enjoyable on some levels, but I am not someone who grew up with Han Solo action figures and a Yoda lunchbox. The first thing I realized while watching Episode 3 was that it still has all of the same problems that the last 2 had. Awful dialogue, a penchant for the cheesy and a little too much computer effects were as bad here as they were in Episode's 1 and 2. The dialogue between Anakin and Padme is laughably bad here, as Lucas is likely the worst writer of love dialogue ever. The funny thing is, while this movie had all the issues of the previous average installments, this movie is far more likeable and a vastly superior film. The reason for this is simple. The things that are good about Episode 3 are so good, that it makes the bad more forgivable. This is a dark movie, which is a welcome change from the glorified children's movies that were Episode's 1 and 2. The conversion of Anakin into Darth Vader (if that was a spoiler to you, you deserve to have the movie spoiled) was done well and always seemed believable. I liked that they always made Anakin a conflicted character, instead of becoming downright evil. Along those lines, I like that some of the fault lies with the Jedi's for what happens. This movie combines the 2 trilogies about as well as could have been hoped. The birth of the Luke and Leia, the killing off of the Jedi, the Anakin vs. Obi Wan lightsaber duel on the lava planet are all played out here and all done well. Even with all it's faults, this is a Star Wars movie that old school fans can be proud of. Even if it isn't on par with the original trilogy.

Monday, May 23, 2005

Random Top 10 Lists (Movie Villains)

My Star Wars Episode 3 review is not quite ready for posting, so I will give you a Star Wars inspired top 10 list to hold you over. Hopefully I will get the Episode 3 review up soon.


Top 10 Movie Villains

10. Annie Wilkes (Misery)
9. Auric Goldfinger (Goldfinger)
8. Nurse Ratched (One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest)
7. Alex Forrest (Fatal Attraction)
6. Michael Myers (Halloween)
5. John Doe (Se7en)
4. Noah Cross (Chinatown)
3. Norman Bates (Psycho)
2. Dr. Hannibal Lecter (Silence of the Lambs)
1. Darth Vader (Star Wars)

Just Missed: The Joker (Batman), Hans Gruber (Die Hard), Commodus (Gladiator), Dr. Szell (Marathon Man), Reverend Harry Powell (Night of the Hunter), Amon Goeth (Schindler's List), The Terminator (Terminator), The Wicked Witch of the West (The Wizard Of Oz).

Saturday, May 21, 2005

Tarentino Does Prime Time & Other Ramblings

I don't really have the time or the energy to make a long post here, but I did want to say a couple things.


  • Quentin Tarentino's CSI episode the other night was the best one I have seen. I am only a casual CSI fan, but it was vastly better than any other episode I have seen. It is cool that Tarentino can work successfully within the frame work of a pre-existing show and not let his style overwhelm it. If you get the chance, check it out.

  • The season finale's of Lost and 24 air this week, so it is going to be an exciting week for TV.

  • The Shield is still the best show on TV. Especially now that Carnivale is canceled.
  • I could not care less about the American Idol final. I vote for Ruben still.

  • I am the last person to see Episode 3, but when I do on Sunday, I promise to review it.

Monday, May 16, 2005

Random Top 10 Lists (Top Documentaries Of The Last 20 Years)

10. Dogtown and Z Boys (2001)
9. Roger and Me (1989)
8. When We Were Kings (1996)
7. Crumb (1994)
6. Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004)
5. Murder On A Sunday Morning (2001)
4. Bowling For Columbine (2002)
3. American Movie (1999)
2. The Thin Blue Line (1988)
1. Hoop Dreams (1994)

Just Missed: The Fog Of War (2004), Outfoxed: Rupert Murdoch's War On Journalism (2004), Paradise Lost (1996), Spellbound (2002), Startup.com (2001), Trekkies (1997), The Weather Underground (2003).


Hoop Dreams Criterion Style

I really hadn't planned on make a top 10 list. The original plan was to write something to alert and inspire people to go out and buy "Hoop Dreams", which has finally been released on DVD after years of being unavailable for no reason. "Hoop Dreams" is one of the great documentaries of all time, and now it has been released by The Criterion Collection (For those not in the know, Criterion put out great DVD's of under-appreciated films). For those of you who have not seem "Hoop Dreams" seek it out, it is worth it. For those of you who love film and do not know about The Criterion Collection, seek that out too. This is pretty much what I was planning to write, but it just didn't seem like enough for an entire post, so you get the top 10 list as a special bonus at no aditional price.

To buy Hoop Dreams: http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B0007WFYBG/qid=1116288275/sr=1-1/ref=sr_1_1/104-1598600-7072725?v=glance&s=dvd

To check out The Criterion Collection: http://www.criterionco.com

Wednesday, May 11, 2005

Say It Ain't So HBO

It's official, "Carnivale" has been canceled after 2 glorious seasons. This is not the HBO that I have grown to love. HBO is notorious for sticking with shows when other networks wouldn't. Hell, Arliss got like 8 seasons. The canceling of "Carnivale" today may be the first step in the networkization of HBO. Soon it will be loaded with unfunny sitcoms and bad reality TV shows like every other network. It is becoming increasingly apparent that there is very little room for TV shows that do not cater to the dumbest of the dumb. With so few good shows on TV, HBO had been the beacon of light in the dark void that was TV, and now, HBO appears to be caving. Caving to the pressures of the religious right, which has been bitching about the religious nature of "Carnivale" for years. Caving to the pressure to become more commercial and consequently, less daring in it's choices. I always said that the reason I loved HBO was because it was the only channel with the balls to air "Carnivale", "Six Feet Under" or "Deadwood". With "Carnivale" canceled and "Six Feet Under" entering it's last season, it looks like HBO's balls are shrinking. HBO still has a lot of stuff I enjoy watching, such as it's high quality sports documentaries, "Real Sports with Bryant Gumble" along with the shows mentioned above. Because of that, I am not going to threaten to cancel my HBO like a lot of people are, but I know that I have one less reason to watch. And if they continues to make bad decisions like this, who knows how much longer I'll have HBO. Sad really, I really am a big HBO fan, but I was an even bigger "Carnivale" fan.

Monday, May 09, 2005

Random Top 10 Lists (Movie Songs)

10. Cheek To Cheek - Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers (Top Hat)
9. I Will Always Love You - Whitney Houston (The Bodyguard)
8. Raindrops Keep Fallin' On My Head - BJ Thomas (Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid)
7. Fight The Power - Public Enemy (Do The Right Thing)
6. Everybody's Talkin' - Harry Nilsson (Midnight Cowboy)
5. Theme from Shaft - Isaac Hayes (Shaft)
4. The Sound Of Music - Julie Andrews (The Sound Of Music)
3. The Band - The Weight (Easy Rider)
2. Over The Rainbow - Judy Garland (The Wizard Of Oz)
1. Mrs. Robinson - Simon & Garfunkle (The Graduate)


Honorable Mention: Moon River - Audrey Hepburn (Breakfast At Tiffany's), What a Feeling - Irene Cara (Flashdance), Footloose - Kenny Loggins (Footloose), Goldfinger - Shirley Bassey (Goldfinger), Suicide Is Painless - Johnny Mandel (M*A*S*H*), Up Where We Belong - Joe Cocker, Jennifer Warnes (An Officer and a Gentleman), Stayin' Alive - The Bee Gee's (Saturday Night Fever).

Wednesday, May 04, 2005

DVD Roundup (The Assassination Of Richard Nixon, Blade: Trinity, House Of Flying Daggers)

The Assassination Of Richard Nixon




This movie is a serious downer. I'm not saying it wasn't good, just that it is like watching a train wreck in slow motion. It is a tribute to the extraordinary talent of Sean Penn that this character study is so interesting. Penn turns in a beautifully subtle performance, nothing new for Penn who seems to do this every time out. Don Cheadle and Naomi Watts play supporting roles as Penn's character's best friend and ex-wife. They don't have a whole lot to work with, but they do what they can. The movie follows a man on his descent from family man to madman and does it so subtly that you won't know exactly when he went from one to the other. Penn plays this man who is just looking for his piece of the American dream, only to find out that not everyone gets a slice. Somewhere along his descent, he figures Richard Nixon is probably as good a person as any to blame for the mess his life has become and he starts to plan an assassination plot. The movie isn't so much about a man attempt to kill Richard Nixon, as it is about what could lead a man to that point. The movie can be slow at points, but it works only because Sean Penn works so nicely here.


Blade: Trinity




All I have heard since it's release was that "Blade: Trinity" was dreadful, god awful. I never saw it is the theater, but I just couldn't fathom a third Blade movie could be that bad. Not with the same writer involved. Turns out I was right. That's not to say this movie is on par with the first 2 Blades, because it clearly is not. This Blade is played more for humor, which I believe is the reason for a lot of the anger from hardcore fans, I kind of liked the humor. The dynamic between Blade, who isn't exactly jovial and Ryan Reynolds humorous character was fun to me. Reynolds is going to be a big action star, I can just feel it. He doesn't always work here, but he is believable as an asskicker and as a funny man. Jessica Biel is pretty much just eye candy. She plays Whistler's long lost daughter who also runs (along with Reynolds) a group of vampire hunters called the Nightstalkers. Blade and the Nightstalkers join forces to take on Dracula, who is brought back to life. This Blade movie is more about action and less about story, but it works for me as an action flick. It surely isn't on par with the first Blade though.


House Of Flying Daggers




"House Of Flying Daggers" is a beautiful movie to look at. The cinematography is striking. Aside from that, I am not sure how I feel about it. The movie was good, but it just lacked something that keeps me from being able to put it up there with "Hero" or "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon". This is more of a love story than those two, which I kind of liked. The first half of the movie however was real slow, and I found myself wishing I had watch "Hero" instead. At a certain point though, the movie started to get rolling and it turned into a real solid film. Had the first half been as good as the second half, it would surely be on par with the afore mentioned films. The story revolves around a blind girl who is rescued by a man who is using her to get to the Flying Daggers, a group of killers enforcing their own laws. Needless to say, the government isn't to high on the Flying Daggers and they will do anything to find out who the new head of the Flying Daggers is. Zhang Ziyi seems to be in every one of these movies, and for good reason. She is a gifted actress who can also pull off the martial arts needed. Hopefully after her star turn in this years upcoming "Memoirs Of A Geisha" she will become a bigger name here in the states. If you liked "Hero" and "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon" check this one out. If not, save your time.

Monday, May 02, 2005

The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy




There is no telling how great this movie could have been if it was made back in the late 70's by our good friends from Monty Python. That's right, the ridiculously funny Pythons kicked around the idea for make this movie way back in the day, shortly after it was written, but ultimately decided against it. Too bad, cause a little but of Monty Python is exactly what this movie needed. That's not to say that I didn't like the movie, because I did. I just felt like there was a great movie in there somewhere that never got to shine through. The main thing I felt this movie needed was more humor, which I hear the book had in spades, and I am pretty sure the great Terry Gilliam and the rest of the Pythons could have fixed. I guess I should quit speculating about what this movie could have been and tell you about what it is. What it is, is a good movie. Never great, but never bad. A very likeable movie. This very out there movie starts with an everyman (Martin Campbell) trying to stop his home from being demolished to make room for a highway, which he ultimately fails at. Luckily for him, the world is also scheduled for demolision, also to make room for an intergalactic highway. Also lucky for him, his best friend (Mos Def) happens to be an alien on earth doing research for the next installment of The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, a sort of futuristic encyclopedia. They get off Earth just in time, but that is just the beginning of the story. The come across all kinds of fun and hilarious things ranging from a paranoid android (light bulb going off over the head of Radiohead fans) to a field of fly swaters to the president of the universe (who actually makes Bush seem competent, no small feat) to talking mice. The reason the movie works, even with its faults is the great premise and the solid acting from actors who are perfectly cast. Mos Def as the friendly alien sidekick with an infatuation with towels and Sam Rockwell as the dimwitted president of the universe are both fantastic with tricky characters. Campbell does a solid job as the poor schlub throw into a situation he knew he couldn't handle and Zooey Deschanel also does well as his love interest. My personal favorite however was Marvin the paranoid android, voiced hilariously by Alan Rickman. He's was given human like feelings, but was only a prototype and he became a manic depressive, he steals the movie. The film needed some more humor and tended to jump around some, but over all was enjoyable. I am just curious what a director like Terry Gilliam or Jay Roach could have done with this material, as opposed to a guy who made a few Blur videos. Regardless though, it's worth checking out.